Thursday, May 7, 2015

5 Oh, Hi!-ku for The Room


5 Oh, Hi!-ku for The Room

1.
"Oh, hi, Mark!" A phrase
made strange linchpin to a script
like Full House on meth.

2.
Rosé wallpaper,
fur-shawled couch—and underwears
that don't belong to you.

3.
Vodka-sloshed acting…
You're tearing me a—oh, hi,
scene-so-bad-it's-good!

4.
Orajel and ice;
you too can have lips fit for
Wiseau's scripted gibberish.

5.
There isn't a time
that awkwardly-tossed footballs
can't improve… Oh, hi!

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